The weed pipe needs some cleaning and the condoms should only be unpacked directly before use. Other than that, seems good to me.
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05/05/2026, is this a date?
Is this a date?
If you don’t put your dares in ISO 8601 format, how will the reader know if you mean May fifth, 2026, or the fifth of May, 2026?
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Keep the condoms wrapped and don't put them with the food, but I don't know if I'd want to date someone who didn't see the love put into this.
Ewww who put cheese on my condom board
I will always be weirded out by Us-americans and Canadians serving a charcuterie board and a cheese platter with CRACKERS instead of different varieties of bread.
Y'all do breads instead of crackers? Neat
I wouldn't want US-American bread on my charcuterie board.
Do you think all bread in America is Wonder bread? Bakeries exist here. In fact, they're even in nearly every supermarket
I lived in America for a year and the nearest real bakery was a 2 hour drive. Food deserts are real.
I'm not following the relevance to that first comment.
And I have a sandwich shop nextdoor that sells every kind of loaf you could name. And we're right next to an actual desert which is also real.
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Huh? Why not?
There is some bread, it's between the nuggets and the rainbow jelly snakes.
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Could be funnier if the resolution was high enough to actually recognize everything. As it is, for some of these, I can only guess.
Appetizer condoms are a new one for me lmao
I can't tell if the stuff between the yellow cheese and the bacon and chicken nuggets is raisins or coffee beans.
I thought capers at first, but I think its coffee beans.
It's got be whole coffee beans. Anything else is less ridiculous.
The weed to snacks ratio is way off. Needs more snacks
It will be balanced with appetite suppression from stimulants there.
I remember the last time i did my lines like that. Accidentally railed that pile next to said lines.
She can fix me
If the penis shaped thing isn't a date then no
Yes, I'm sold!
I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.
whatever you want really. that's the fun of shark coochie boards
I was going to correct you, then realized you were the one who got the name right.
Personally I'd go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment
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sour gummy worms.
I don’t see any grapes
I don't know if the gummy worms or tthe crackpipe confuses me moar
That is for the weed right next to it.
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