this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2026
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[–] vodka@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

My -10.5 says a lot huh

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

I see everything, must mean I need to triple it.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that's what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

This guy doesn't fuck

[–] GodIsNull@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

-6.5 dioptre

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Looks fine to me!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

... cough what about pinkeye? ... cough

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Transcription for the Blind:

Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I still can't read this...

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I can still make out the words.

unzips

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why do people have zippers on their sweatpants?

pulls elastic band down and wedges it under the balls

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Verbally telling everyone in the office what I'm about to do just seems crass. The zipper sound is just the right amount of signal.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

More work to do

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I didn't know there was an 8k version of this meme

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I jerked off to op's post and now it's already gotten worse... :`(

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I can't see the text very well, what does it say

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It says you look pretty today

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

If that person could read they'd be really flattered right now

[–] MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so wet pls dry me off with your tongue silly boy

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app -1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You give trolling a bad name

[–] MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Sending a random nude of what looked like a child is a pretty fucked up thing you did like 15 minutes ago on one of my other posts.... I wouldn't really consider that good trolling (I reported it)

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes that happened, probably part of if not all of why the account seems to be gone.