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[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Lemmy is so weird

[–] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 2 points 22 hours ago

Who else cannot upvote the post because it is at 420?

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

"We all just some eggs for real."

~ William Shakespeare

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns is leaking

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Smash people's yolks to show you aren't racist, message recieved!

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm kinda racist against white eggs. I prefer the brown ones for no good reason

[–] glnpf148@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That's the whole grain ones

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"No good reason"

https://youtu.be/dmR7bN-mrs4

The white ones are the Wonder Bread of the egg fandom

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please don't peel people! They do look the same on the inside, but they also look dead on the inside once peeled.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Aw, I had to go out of my way to get the peeler machine schematic, and I built a base in okrans pride so I can peel as many holy nation guys as I can.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Racism is officially over thanks to this shitpost. o7

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Technically only ended racism against brown skinned people. We don’t know if they’d get the same results with a black egg

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I got this weird blue egg. How do we be racist against those aliens from that stupid movie I only saw fifteen minutes of before I got bored, space fern gully

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[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

We did it Reddit!

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 118 points 2 days ago (4 children)

so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they're the same

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So... crack everyone open and see what's inside. Gotcha.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did we loop back around to rage comics?

[–] FancyLad@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Time is a flat circle

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The OG. Wojak was sometimes featured in rage comics as "feels guy", and some terminally online channers are angry about it.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I must perform a cross-sectional study on the population to confirm this claim

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Asians aren't human, confirmed

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, as an organ mafia member i can confirm we don't discriminate by race.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As an organ mafia customer, i can assure you we dont care either. Some of our clients do but we just tell them what they want to hear

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Ah, so the correct answer is to just hate everyone?

/s

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone's skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's your answer to everything

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

When in doubt, start cracking heads!

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The message is that humans taste like chicken?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Do… do you think that eggs taste like chicken?

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, men anyway.

BBC or BWC, whatever, they all taste like cock.

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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yessss, all eggs must crack 😋

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

crosspost this to trans memes

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of an old Bill Nye clip I saw once, where he explains that, biologically, there is no such thing as race. We're all one race, the human race.

From there, we tend to sub-divide ourselves by cultures and geopolitical origins, but we're still all the same regardless of what we look like or where we come from.

[–] Fives@discuss.online 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Race is a social construct. We are all just variants of the same species.

Ethnicity is a thing. Race is not.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is true, but I think people often don't even understand why race is a social construct, and what that means.

Race means something different depending on who uses the word and where.

If you, for example, read texts from 1920's Continental Europe, race is often used as a stand-in for nationality: "the German race", "the French race", "the English race" and so on. This is because "race" is a meaningless "us versus them" term. It's used to say "We are this, you are something else". It's used to glue together whichever group you determine to be the "in group" versus whichever group is the "out group".

In the USA, there weren't enough people of a specific nationality to form groups like that, instead the relevant groups were "us, the immigrants", "the native people", "the people from the next big political block in the south", "slaves" and "those other immigrants which we don't understand". So that's where we get "White", "Native Americans", "Latinos", "Blacks" and "Asians" from.

At the same time, when talking e.g. about humans versus animals, the term "the human race" was commonly used too. So a race could refer to anything from which language you speak, which nationality you are from or which species you belong to. It really doesn't mean anything at all.

In Europe, at the same time, the Nazis rose to power, and they were really clear on which race they thought was superior: Germans. They were not white supremacists, but German supremacists. They saw the English as a separate race and the white Americans as mixed-race race traitors. Which makes it kinda ironic that there are English and American neonazis. People the original nazis would clearly see as inferior.

After WW2 the word "race" fell out of use in most European languages (at least when referring to humans) and in the last few years it got reimported from the USA with the USA meaning of the term.

Incidentally, the term for "racism" did not fall out of use in Europe, so that still has the old connotations. This means that in German e.g. a German who hates all French people is a racist, while in US English he wouldn't be.

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[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Then explain why Vin Diesel just took my pink slip!?

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Ethnicity is useful for social categorization, but it cannot be used as a stand in for genetic Principle Components. Ethnicity is also a construct.

[–] musicjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are people who unironically believe this lmao

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

this meme is kinda convincing ngl.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That racism is good?

That racism is good?

That's the bit you're laughing at right.

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't get the message, can you eggsplain?

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