Argentinosaurus stands with the people.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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I'd do the pineapple method. Then he'd have a mega sore ass! Badum, tiss.
B, if you wanna catch the head in the bucket below.
Never just the tip, always from the base. Pop the front legs through too.
Would it matter? Outcome is the same
Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!
Counter-revolutionary activity
It's like they didn't even read the question.
slice it like a salami
Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.
Sounds like the trainer deserved what they got
Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.
I would do the exact middle of the neck.
Close enough. Welcome back, King Solomon
A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.
A is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.
I think you mean B.
I hope the head is still alive long enough to bite you.
Oh! I'll need a dino-rabies shot! Good call.
B. As it seems like there is less mass to get through.
On the other hand, the platform isn't large enough to support the body with B so there's danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.
look closer. those people are french.
also it weights around 60-80tons, might be hard to even hoist it up to the guillotine.
Why hoist it up?
Make the platform shorter and have the dinosaur stand on the ground behind it.
I would not. I would rescue him and overthrow the government.
I wouldn't. Poor baby (T_T)
You are a traitor to the revolution. Glory to Arstotzka!
Arstotzka can lick eggs for all I care.
He was in the Epstone Files.
"DJT - couldnt get argentinasaurus fr weekkennd, bummer. fuckin goodytwosheos sasy not intrested. - best, JE"
OP was banned for this post.
I always measure from the base of the balls. I got that shirt "I'm big in Japan" it helps too.