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@dumbquestions what happens when you fart thrice in a row ??

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago

Bloody Marys less fortunate sister muddy Carrie appears to you.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Somebody yells, "Shat trick!"

Well done. Shats off to you.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That's just a crop dusting if you're walking.

I dunno about thrice in a row, but almost surely you will eventually shart.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Rice comes out of your bum, three times.

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 1 points 5 days ago

The gods of scat have smiled upon you, you are the chosen one. Do your duty, stank the earth and spread your seed.

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Tomorrow it will rain.