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Very Big Step (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 month ago by Picasso@sh.itjust.works to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or just measure a ring she wears often, less chance of being caught or waking her.

I actually got really lucky and her favorite ring got bent in the band, I told her I'd take it to get it fixed for her. She suspected nothing.

[–] Drusas@piefed.social -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most women don't wear rings.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

And yet they always have a few anyways

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Assplay.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Buying butt plugs is trickier than people realise.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This sub is so traditionalist, best relationship ive ever had neither of us want marriage. We just stay together because we want to.

[–] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, nice for you, but if others want to get married just let them?

Why the need to call OP out for wanting to marry?

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is it not traditionalist? And i call it out because i see couple memes here that remind me of the most toxic relationships i had lol, i think it's important to just throw that out there, there's nothing wrong with not wanting marriage. A lot of young people feel shame and guilt when they cant replicate what they see in tv ads and stuff and now that im old enough i can confidently tell them, if you don't like it or feel it you're totally fine.

Edit: Plus the consumerism of buying a ring, like i guess yeah i think it's good for young people to know there's an alternative to this.

[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I genuinely, up until this comment, thought this was about buttplugs.

Also I agree with you, fuck the institution of marriage altogether

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just statistically most relationships will be monogamous cishet.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

And statistically most marriages end in divorce

[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 month ago

I proposed with a best guess token band. Then went shopping with her for a proper one. The token band we resized and she wears it day to day, and the proper one she wears for occasions.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

You know you can just get a whole set of butt plugs specifically made for stepping up the size, right?

[–] GoldAxolotl@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no, dude, wdf she's sniffing her armpits?!

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I sniff my partner's armpits, if he gets in on it it's just the advertising finally working