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[–] r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca 84 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It makes sense, DisplayPort is objectively superior to HDMI

[–] Cabslock@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

They loved P

But not anymore

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 3 months ago

Now they pitch exclusively for P.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only

[–] Cabslock@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I don't wanna know what bodymods you'd have to do for that to work...

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Thought this would be a violet 08 meme

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 11 points 3 months ago

Violet08 making a name for themselves

[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Based on recent posts, it might be her car.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Double Penetration?

Donkey Punch?

Democratic Party?

Deep Purple?

Director of Photography?

Dense Patterns?

Dinner Parties?

Please give me your neighbours number so I can ask for clarification.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

Disney princes.

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Dom Perignon?

[–] univers3man@piefed.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I see you are also a person of culture

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe she loved prince?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sorry I don't need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dr. Pepper?

Donkey Punching?

Double Penetration?

Display Picture?

Double Play?

Disabled Person?

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago

Disney Princesses?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

My wife is from a town and a whole bunch of them call Dr Pepper DP. It’s hilarious and I got her mom to say it at Thanksgiving.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When did violet get a new ride?

[–] Maerman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I was really hoping someone would make this connection. Thank you.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is coming up with options BETTER than double penetration. I'd like to go the other way!

Dick pus

Daddy's penis

Dick punching

Debraiding penises

Debilitating pain

Darth Plagueis

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

But that's the thing about DP, you can go both ways at the same time.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dead prez got that crazy shit. They keep it crunker. John blaze n shit.

[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 2 points 3 months ago

I love DP

I honestly assumed this license plate was cool AF

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Drugs and porn

[–] albertye@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Who doesn't love Daft Punk?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Will you ever go back to P again?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Only if I put down a tarp first.

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dynamic programming is a headfuck when you first learn it, they're obviously just a superior being.

If you learn the correct pathways through recursion it isn't so bad.

[–] LilRed@lemmy.org 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I also like dynamic programming. It can solve some tricky problems concisely.

[–] bayta@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Everyone in Final Fantasy XIV loves getting Dance Partner buff to do extra damage :-)