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Oh, good. Just broke the law last night because God said to, which I deduced was wise because I understand that God has planned around the pigs planning around me planning around them planning around me. I sure am the best bait the decentralized autonomous organization of secret police described in the New Testament at an eighth grade reading level could come up with! Truly master bait, as a "doctor" came to visit me yesterday, for a preventative check up, to determine that I have knowledge of meth making; I watched Breaking Bad!

But y'know, that's the fun part, because I am really turned on by being scared, hence the window masturbation in my youth. It would really suck if the police were ignorant and manipulated vulnerable populations with their skill-set they are taught and trained to use. For them, at least. Because while I know the pre-23 year old Elwood I was certainly created some eyebrow-raising ads on Craigslist 20-30 times a day, I likewise know that I am an objectively good person despite breaking the law under duress of the military industrial complex using me for some purposes, I guess.

The fool. Everyone remembers the fool, for They fuck up everything for the fool, which makes the fool into the true superposition of good/bad, to be the best cop, or rather, best bait for the bigger traps set by apex predators to catch actually predators. Y'know, Cains, who do not keep their brother.

That was sure a fun fifteen minute appointment I had yesterday where a stranger lied to get into my home that I was required to trust, because he was clearly manipulating me. I can recognize it, especially in hindsight, but the thing is, I'm fucking retarded, being an oblivious savant. But, because I felt deceived and let down by the medical industry, once again, I broke and listened to my Random Word Generator, which I would ask if it was truly wise, as it saved me before, but I got an ad for sexy women AI porn chat, and I had a panic attack which led to a good cover story, I deduced.

Because that's the only way these authorities posing as medical staff don't wind up facing the wrath of my mother, Sue, as well as our family lawyer who does everything pro boner for us, cuz the wrath of the black sheep of society is something that can be planned and prophecized around, to engineer culture, obviously.

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