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I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

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[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It's internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

More aerodynamic.

You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.

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[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.

Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.

Just squeeze to activate.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)

Just squeeze to activate

What a sentence

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, you wouldn't wanna have it permanently though, huh?

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.

Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.

Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it's fantastic

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