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No, no. Catholics have no need to kidnap children. Lots of misguided parents bring their children straight to them every week!
Pedos then
All the way down
That's why they're advertising the non-kidnapping. The last thing a pedo wants is Catholic sloppy seconds.
I’d rather the kidnappers.
At least they have free candy.
Yeah, real candy. None of this “body of Christ” bullshit.
The cake is a lie!
so ... worse than just a regular kidnapping van then.
jd Vance too is a catholic
Didn't he kill the pope?
yes, and then last week he made Orban lose the elections 😁
next, send jd Vance to Putin for a meeting :)
Bible doesn't say anything about furniture.
Jesus was a carpenter after all.
Bet you could haul quite the "love seat" in that van.
So tone-deaf, I imagine this could be a joke. But, I suppose they really could be this deeply unaware of their reputation, or just as deeply in denial.
The complete disconnect between how they see themselves and how the rest of the world sees them is astonishing. I suppose that's what is needed to remain a believer.
What they are trying to convey is that Catholics don't genuinely use birth control so they tend to have huge families so they need a big ass van. They also live in denial and refuse to accept that their religion is fucked up so I can see how they wouldn't get how this is a fucked up thing to put on their "not a pedo van"
Or the assumption that you are a good perdon because you got tricked into a cult
Omg my church as a kid had vans like this! Everyone made fun of it.
More of a warning then a joke.
def how it feels knowing all the abuse Catholic presists have done
Also, one of my friends was sexually abused by someone in her church when she was a kid. I didn't learn about it until we were adults.
Your church was a kid?
Yes, it was the steeple formed by their hands when kids did the "this is the church and this is the steeple" thing with their grandparents.
Exactly something a kidnapper would put on a big, white van.
The van doth protest too much, methinks.
Will now I don't want to get in.
You just know the Spanish Inquisition are in this van. Waiting.
Catholics, Mormon, or quiverfull?
Regardless. I am unlikely to find much in common.
Catholics, Mormon, or quiverfull?
Still pedos, all three.
Ummm same torn ashenhamer though