the balls on this couch-fucker... He needs to watch his mouth.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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The Vatican should be taking threat very seriously. He did kill the last Pope
MAGA has come to the Catholic Church, and we've all seen what happens when MAGA comes to town. If he's smart, the Pope should excommunicate him immediately, and threaten every other MAGA with the same if they don't straighten up.
Of the 50 people in that audience, half were shocked by what he said. The other half were trying to remember the lyrics to the Baby Shark song.
If you're not a Catholic, you might not understand how fucked up it is for Vance to stand there and call the Pope wrong about theology.
By definition, the Pope is right about religion. If he changes his mind tomorrow, he was right then and he is right now.
The equivalent would be if I became a Buddhist and then told the current Dalai Lama he was doing it wrong. Or maybe if I became a Hindu and then insisted that, actually, cheeseburgers are fuckin' awesome.
No joke, Vance is like two more dumbass statements away from being excommunicated.
Arguably, there would be decent historic precedent for excommunicating Vance RIGHT NOW.
I was shocked this didn't happen.
two too many
The Pope is WRONG and THEREFORE the Bible NEEDS to be Law!
-Republicans!
Vance needs to be careful when fucking the sofa. There are zippers on those cushions.
Be careful indeed!
as a catholic, vance should probably be careful talking shit about the pope.
you know, the literal hand of god on earth, the holy see, the Supreme Pontiff, the very man who could order Vance's excommunication after a thorough auto de fe?
he's so fucking dumb, join a worldwide club then whine piss and moan about it's leader....
One of the requirements for being a fascist is being stupid. Vance is no exception to that rule.
He's like some kind of deranged reverse catholic?
That's like lecturing Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking in physics lol
When Vance tells a Pope to be careful, that Pope should be careful. You know, considering Vance's established track record with Popes...
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It is a bit like saying a professor of mathematics with 10+ years of experience in teaching calculus should be careful when talking about calculus.
It's way worse than that. Based on doctrine the Pope speaks for God so iIf he talks about theology what he said is correct 100% of the time in Catholicism. If you're not a Catholic his words mean shit all.
It's more like saying you better be careful about your pronunciation to the creator of the .gif format.
Shit. I'm JD Vance 'cause it's fricking GGGif! Not peanut butter.
... from a guy who just heard about calculus for the first time
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The utter fucking nerve of these assholes.
I'm not even a christian anymore, Catholic or otherwise. In fact I've long since gone full on athiest.
But even I'M offended by this new level of horseshit by the Trump clown-show.
Right? I really dislike the catholic church and am an atheist myself, but these morons make the pope look like a reasonable statesman by comparison.
I am with you. I don't believe in what the Pope stands for but also recognize that he is not only the head of state of a foreign government, but the mouthpiece of a significant part of human tradition. This really is like the "fake news" arguments from Trump's first campaign, i.e., "I don't agree with what they say so I will attack them personally."
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Invade the Vatican!!!
Look, they already decided they knew science better than scientists, they knew war better than military generals, they knew economy better than economists.
Why did aynone think they would stop at theology?
Fake it till you make it.
Narrator: They did not make it
JD literally woke up one morning and decided to debate theology with the fucking Vicar of Christ.
I can respect debate but that’s not what happened here. This is a blasphemous tantrum. “I’m not wrong, God is.”
You don’t get to join a cult then bitch you aren’t in charge.
INNNNN THIS CORNER, wearing all white and a skull cap, he's the Vicar of Christ, the Bishop of Rome, the SUCCESSOR to the Price of the Apostles, iiiiiiiIIIITS POPE LEO THE FOURTEENTH!!
And in THIS CORNER, wearing a tailored suit and red tie, Couch fucker, white trash cosplayer and world's worst negotiator, John Dilbert Vaaaaaaance!
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When politicians talk about religion and when the clergy talk about politics, you know things are upside down.
Oh, Fuuuuuuuuck you, Vancr!
More like Vance should be careful when talking about politics
lmao they're going to try a schism but they got no motion mmw
Couch Fucker vs The Word of God. I'm not a religious man, but I know who I'd believe.
Beefing with the pope should definitely have been on my bingo card for this administration, I feel stupid for not seeing it coming now.
The old pope died of cringe when he met Vance so I'd consider this a threat.
Isn't the Pope supposed to be the guy for Catholics, appointed to directly hear God's voice on Earth, and spread it to the masses? And if that's the case, aren't all these faux-Christians disagreeing with him - like Vance - disagreeing with the very God they purport to worship?
It’s not a church to these people. It’s a country club.
Catholics can disagree with the pope on secular matters, the problem here is that the pope is quoting the catechism almost verbatim, and convert-boy is throwing a tantrum because he joined the church based on aesthetics and not any kind of conviction.
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