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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, the boner does it. Made me snort in the office

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For someone in this state, that's usually a sign of spinal cord injury.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is this Perry is the back?

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course! She's not just an astronaut.

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently she's a doctor too!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I thought she was busy dating Canada.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

My first thought was, "Perry the Platypus? Where?!"

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Using AI to generate shitposts like this is perfectly acceptable as far as I'm concerned.

[–] TALL421@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Nah earth is gonna kill us for this shit

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You get one. The second you post a second one I block you and and your momma.

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[–] Apthianos@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] massacre@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Yes, and she seems pretty happy about the situation! She knows the healing powers of the McDoland's Hamburder!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Trump must have her so he can dominate Governor Trudeau.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No wonder they're losing him, the Diet Coke isn't even hooked up.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's also not Diet Coke, since it's clear.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Someone sabotaged it with Crystal Pepsi!!!

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

is this a Jesus pic?

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go away with this disgusting slop.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes. Thank you. Why isn't every comment this?

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Because it's a direct parody of a culturally relevant AI image. Are you expecting someone to break out the oil paints in order to make a legible slop reference?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The original image was ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media. This image is also ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media.

As gross as AI slop is, as much as I don't want it to exist at all, if I want to exist in reality I have to accept that it does.

A significant reason for MAGAs ascension and persistence is they're better at ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media. For MAGA-resisting groups to refuse to employ effective and efficient ~~propaganda~~ political persuasive media tooling on principle is just an extension of how we got here in the first place.

In the same way an armed populace is more difficult to oppress, a cultural war is easier when you're not imposing self-inflicted munitions restrictions on yourself while your opponents use those same munitions to significant effect.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Because it doesn't get much shittier than AI slop, and this is the shitpost community.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Can you please stop that?

[–] monketman82@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DIET coke? That won't fix anything 😔

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's crystal diet coke.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

lmao Katty Perry catching strays.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hamtherapy -- the new point in medicine! Now with buns and clowns! Consult with your doctor (just for $600 if you call NOW) before self-diagnosis. Call 800-450-TRUMP-GOD-42

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water

And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

That stonner though

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Coming this fall to CBS & Paramount+, "Death By McDonalds". A psychopath pretending to be a doctor becomes a serial killer in a local hospital. Lots of death, lies, and hamberders. Rated NC-17 for teens [wink wink] A Jeffrey Epstein Production

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

“Wurst Medicine”

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly a Big Mac would help me in the in short term today.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

So is Trump supposed to be curing swalwell’s sexual misconduct?

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is the AI image Trump claims he saw when he posted the other.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did someone ordered a code red?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can’t handle the truth.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

I am entitled to it!

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