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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your Dasher has sent you a message: "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN'S SPORTS?"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet she had no idea what he was talking about and avoided an answer because she didn't know what the right one was.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The correct answer for the context was "no. Mens and women's sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out." but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, boy... Professional sports are a shitstorm all around. Whatever you think about any rule is wrong.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

it's just the state of the economy :'(

[–] humminglady@feddit.online 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He probably took a bite out of your McDonald's.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

If that was all he had done consider yourself lucky.

I would be pulling out the hand gun if I saw Trump at my door.

In his early life his dad owned slum apartment blocks in NY. He was forced by his father to fix the plumbing in those apartments.

Considering what we know re Epstein and Trump....he was undoubtedly raping women in those apartments.

[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He probably --raped-- your McDonald’s

[–] humminglady@feddit.online 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

great, well no wonder the mayo tasted off

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: "Not Jesus"

★★∅∅∅

[–] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This post proved to me that AI art can have value.

A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a standardized unit to measure this.

GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Liters per Kek

or better: Liters per metric Kek

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

And, of course, the Imperial Kek is slightly larger in the UK than in the US.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If value can be measured in the negative, then yes.

it's seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don't get a tip.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

If he were a real delivery driver he'd definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

World of Wardash was not the BEST game Blizzard ever made..

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?

Demented piece of shit

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck this AI slop shit.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin'?