Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
Sometimes i get imposter syndrome. Feel like im not really good at anything. Then i see how literally everything is being run, and how everyone is letting it happen. Turns out 0 is a pretty big number compared to what most are working with.
Where are the people who want to put people in matrixes? The cool ones I mean, not the ones who want to sell digital real-estate.
I'd take some Rimworld-esque colony with questionable reasons to give me cyborg stuff, but I'm pretty sure my organs aren't suitable donors and my flesh is probably chewy/silver-y.
Though even if anything like that did exist, it'd probably be 500+ miles away from me...
You wanna live in the warcrime simulator for real? My appetite for warcrimes is filled with whatever the Epstein-class is cooking up lately, although a pet Thrumbo would be pretty sweet.
Well, want probably isn't the right word but I suppose you take the good with the bad. Though yeah, I would prefer the warcrimes on raiders/slavers attacking for the 20th time instead of elementary schools. And personally, I'd probably be just sweeping/hauling/cooking/harvesting etc so I probably wouldn't be on the front line.
I actually haven't played much RW (I've watched more than played, as I'm bad at it), but it's an easy direction to point as it would be unlicensed medical practice at the very least. The 2nd option I don't really want to mention, but that has overlap with RW as well.