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Maître d' cat (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

"that's a shame. I was going to leave this can of tuna here."

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

Cat

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"zi am zo veri zorry zir, wizouth ah rezerva-ti-on, zer iz zimply nuth-zing we can zo for zou."

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perfection.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

*purr-fection

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Nothing a 20 rolled in catnip won't fix.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I just so happen to be the Cat Treat King of Chicago

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re Abe Meowman. The Cat Treat King of Chicago? Listen young cat, entre nous, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kittens and go back to the cardboard box?

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

"Touch me, I yell 'rat'"

"You mean our most popular entrée?"

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Do you even need to instruct people to read this with a French accent?

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

'e will zolve zis mystery wiz 'is little grey cat cells

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

Caître d'