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Tbf, a 32 would hit almost anything. We literally had this at one of my tables the other day.
DM: does a 32 hit?
ME, THE FIGHTER: WHAT‽‽ That's about twice what you need to hit! How high is its attack modifier‽
DM: And it wasn't even a crit. I only rolled a 19.
To be fair though, I was bluntly tanking a bloody Roc, if that was what was gonna kill me, I'd be like "yeah, that tracks."
A twenty should just say reroll for wizards.
As a DM, we know it hits. We just want to see the terror in your eyes.
Rolls d20 for damage: 1.
"You get off with a warning, this time."
The BBEG dramatically grabs you by the arm and then... Lightly slaps your wrist.
Bard: ooh, me next ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Others to the Bard: "why are you tied up? We haven't even encountered enemies before??"
"Not if I cast shield"
-My level 20 warforged armour dipped wizard, in a game where the DM was quite generous with magic items
Stoneskin, anyone?
No thanks, I already ate.
Sure, but is it a crit?
This was one of the things I have liked the most about Pathfinder, just because it is not a nat 20 I still have a chance to crit.