Bidet or nothing.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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So you don't wipe when a bidet isnt available...? lol
I work close to home, so I honestly go home to poop.
When travelling and without a bidet, I opt for the shower right after. I guess I still wipe in those instances.
But once you've felt the cleanliness of a bidet, everything else is gross. I don't know how else to explain it.
No, I don't poop.
Wet wipes are good to have at hand when travelling
or nothing
I guess they just hold it in or something
Yeah idk, that's why i was trying to joke about it
Shove toilet paper in, then use the bidet to fill up that wad like a tampon.
Bidet did this!
Standwipe gang rise up
But not too far. Don't want them cheeks to shmush the peanut butter into the shag carpet.
I don't think children are allowed on lemmy
Good shitpost