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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/onehundredninetysix/p/683284/transit-rule

Alt TextBlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have sad news. The distance from LA to NYC is ~1840mi by road and the fastest speed reached by a commercial train is 268mph. It would take over 10hrs to travel that distance, assuming a nonstop trip that follows the same path as the road.

When I hornypost, I don't wait 10hrs to do something about it

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Just be horny more often, I don't see the problem here

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago

It's okay, they'll wait that long for you. Believe in yourself. You're worth it.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Did you just assume their country?

[–] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"prog" meaning progesterone? Or...?

This is what I assumed

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago

If you can afford to run a maglev you probably live somewhere with enough density to have a girl horny posting nearby.