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Crying is a free action (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

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[–] averagelyExceptional@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

This book...I read the whole thing, did most of the problems, and still don't know a thing about abstract algebra.

[–] Kurroth@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

Isn't it weird the a lot of internal and third party documentation and books of older windows system are the opposite of this

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Finished compsci but interned as a computer technician and there I thrived. Instead of constantly having to keep up to date on programming: subscribing to journals, attending seminars and conferences, networking with other programmers, and of course (re)studying shit to get certified.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

That sounds like my time as a computer technician and then a network tech. Always chasing the next cert to stand out from the next tech. Once I switched to compsci I’ve never been pitched any certifications.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago
[–] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Everybody giving all these first year engineering books. Real engineers cry when they're doing their CCNA certification.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

I actually did study for the CCNA and was primed to certify. I decided not to go that route and found myself in a Java class a couple years later. I now don’t use either of those things.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That isn't real engineering, sorry.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Do your CCIE and come back to me.

And for what it's worth, I did my BSc.Eng in Electrical too.

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[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago

Where the Red Fern Grows

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 71 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Pman@lemmy.org 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't there more to this interaction?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 55 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago

Big guy with a club:

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I see someone finally embraced the fact that C++ templates are Turing-complete and you don't really need much of the rest.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago

Some people thought too much if they could, and not enough if they should.

/j 😁

[–] addie@feddit.uk 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Josuttis's books are normally pretty good, lots of examples and a clear explanation of why you might want to use something, but oof that looks akin to a kick in the essentials.

Even if you've no other reason to update to C++20, the fact that if constexpr gets rid of half the things you'd previously need to use SFINAE for, and concepts gets rid of the other half, makes it well worthwhile. Amazing how much it stops hurting when you stop doing ridiculous things.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

C++ 20? I had to learn and do template metaprogramming on gcc 4.8 😭😭😭

The book is a good book though.

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Lessons in chemistry

[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] versionc@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

I noped the fuck out of that course. I'm sure it's super interesting and rewarding, but I just couldn't take it mentally at the time.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Oh, The Kittel... one does not survive ethically to solid state physics

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

I have that book on my bookshelf. It didn't make me cry nearly as much as some C++ books.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 23 points 21 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

For anyone who doesn't know, this is what linear algebra looks like

[–] Zink@programming.dev 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

y = mx + b

It's algebra. It's linear. 😬

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I agree, all the other examples here are not on a single line. Some of the letters are on top of other letters, definitely not linear.

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No way, dude. Thats affine, not algebra, and not linear. Its a lie meant to divide us.

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It probably has something to do with The Elite.

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yes, The Elite Lie group where inverses allow for division.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

you got to use numbers? i'm so jealous. we had to use matrices of variables when i learned it

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 4 points 15 hours ago

For me the variables made it a bit easier

[–] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I solved it. Answer hotdog

[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Is this how Costco keeps their hotdog combo so cheap?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

That and the threat of the CEO going full Patrick Bateman on the board.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

One time at work I was trying to work out a least-squares fit using linear algebra.

I have no background knowledge in linesr algebra, it felt like drawing a pentagram on the floor and chanting in backwards Latin.

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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 24 points 22 hours ago

My dad's grade 4 teacher used to clobber him real good with a Bible whenever he did normal kid stuff, the Bible can definitely make you cry.

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