this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2026
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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 214 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] enkille@lemmy.world 212 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

This comment has the lowest effort-to-upvotes ratio ever.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 164 points 1 month ago

GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I'll stick to KDE

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She fucked up. Bro's gonna start arguing a lot more now.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was gonna say, is she punishing or encouraging him?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago

That's her way to say sorry, OP loves it.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

This is some kinky shit and I'm here for it

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 month ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] null@lemmy.org 11 points 1 month ago

Absolute degeneracy

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 48 points 1 month ago

Glad you guys made up.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everyone is so fucking horny here lol

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's female feet, after all!

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rocker... Do you have a foot fetish, cuz scrolling through this feed.

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[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 42 points 1 month ago (6 children)

People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.

Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn't that far out-there.

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A duck made that Wikipedia page and you can't convince me otherwise.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 month ago

Quack- er, I mean, what would make you say that? I am definitely a human person. Completely featherless.

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[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Obviously this is befote he added the toppings.

Maybe their one of those people who even make their own loaves of bread.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Joke's on her, I'm into it.

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice toes, but granted, the so called "bread" itself looks absolutely disgusting.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It is now properly yeasted dough

[–] Senal@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago
[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago

She got clean feet at least.

[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 15 points 1 month ago

New fetish unlocked!

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] echo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bullshit and make your own god-damned breakfast.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What's wrong with other folks making you food?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they're just jealous they don't have anyone to step on their food :(

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Aren't we all...

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 13 points 1 month ago

You ok buddy?

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

🥵🥵🥵

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Forester@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago
[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's my secret, Cap. That's my fetish.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

She got that Greek toe

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

breakfast

The whitest bread imaginable

Also implying that somebody else "makes" you two slices of untoasted said white bread for breakfast.

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