this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2026
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[–] enkille@lemmy.world 213 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

This comment has the lowest effort-to-upvotes ratio ever.

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 215 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 164 points 6 days ago

GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I'll stick to KDE

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 89 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She fucked up. Bro's gonna start arguing a lot more now.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say, is she punishing or encouraging him?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 81 points 6 days ago

That's her way to say sorry, OP loves it.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 72 points 6 days ago

This is some kinky shit and I'm here for it

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 68 points 6 days ago
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Everyone is so fucking horny here lol

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's female feet, after all!

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Rocker... Do you have a foot fetish, cuz scrolling through this feed.

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[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 3 points 4 days ago

Gnome gave me foot fetish😪

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] null@lemmy.org 11 points 6 days ago

Absolute degeneracy

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 48 points 6 days ago

Glad you guys made up.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 42 points 6 days ago (6 children)

People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.

Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn't that far out-there.

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A duck made that Wikipedia page and you can't convince me otherwise.

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[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nice toes, but granted, the so called "bread" itself looks absolutely disgusting.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It is now properly yeasted dough

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago
[–] Senal@programming.dev 26 points 6 days ago
[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

Joke's on her, I'm into it.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

breakfast

The whitest bread imaginable

Also implying that somebody else "makes" you two slices of untoasted said white bread for breakfast.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 23 points 6 days ago

She got clean feet at least.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 10 points 5 days ago
[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 15 points 6 days ago

New fetish unlocked!

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 6 days ago
[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago

🥵🥵🥵

[–] enki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Lemmyshittoast

[–] echo@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bullshit and make your own god-damned breakfast.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

What's wrong with other folks making you food?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

they're just jealous they don't have anyone to step on their food :(

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago

Aren't we all...

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 13 points 6 days ago

You ok buddy?

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 10 points 6 days ago
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

You can sell that feet toast on Ebay.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's my secret, Cap. That's my fetish.

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[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here

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