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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Poor guy, her CBT area is sucking the essence out of him over the decades

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 16 points 1 week ago

There is a price to everything.

This one seems suspiciously low however.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

How did his daughter grow up to be older than him

[–] Tmiwi@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Im mad that the shirt changes

[–] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

She offered him chocolate pretzels but he politely declined.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 week ago

Time to put down the phone, Kevin

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

Awwwww... That's so romantic.

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You never go ass to mouth.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth.

[–] hesh@quokk.au 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Cringe af to begin with before he spelled it "pOwns"

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

2009 Internet was a different place tbf

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So he's saying it's not pink.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One in the stink, two in the stink.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 week ago

Three in my drink, four cubes that clink,

five inches down, six please make me drown.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ah yes the second in command of C.L.I.T.