this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something something the French something something…

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 26 points 1 month ago

"AH, the French"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You’re not taking my yummy yummy worms away from me.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Don't be silly, spaghetti grows on trees

[–] MunkyNutts@feddit.online 11 points 1 month ago

I need help...

[–] kubica@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

The image only lacks the Peta logo

Wait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)...

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Finally, an actual shitpost.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We have the power to turn everything into pasta

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago

Anything is pastable

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

I feel carb shamed

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Between France and Italy it's a snail Armageddon.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Switzerland?

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

You confused us with the fr*nch

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

They have to soak the shells in a special solution for 11 months to soften them enough for consumption.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

It's okay though, they have a deal with the French.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

There is still a shitload of snail here. They'll be fine

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Wow.. terrible… !

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

Fuck yeah they are!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago