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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“live life like you’re in a movie”

We already do, now what?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Just keep working two jobs, ignore that lump on your neck you can't afford to do anything about it anyway, and visit the shrine of your favorite billionaire at least twice a week.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

believe compliments

If only it was that easy.

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

What fucking compliments? All I hear are complaints.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The world is on fire, Spongebob. Now is not the time to be vulnerable.

[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thanks sponge bob in the somewhat concerning but not immediately scary looking woods

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Is this the Blair Witch Project?" "No, this is Patrick."

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago

Great film.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Given the spongebob comics being posted lately, I truly believed this was going to end with something heinous.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Given the spongebob comics being posted lately

What even was/is that?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago

lives life like he's in a horror movie; immediately gets gutted by supernatural forces when investigating that weird sound in the dark, spooky shed

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Senseless@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Until someone comes around you feel attached to and crushes your heart and you know why you didn't let anyone get close to you in the first place.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

In order to believe complements one would first have to receive them

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I live life like i'm in a psychological horror movie.