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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

.. and piracy! yeah

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

As in the R.E.M. song: "boobs are my religion"

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Why agnostic? Like... If there's no proof, why believe in the existence of a deity at all?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You can just call yourself an atheist. Hell, if you call yourself a pastafarian you are basically an anti-theist.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Atheist and agnostic are not synonyms.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

im torn between tst and secular buddhism. Luckily they are not mutually exclusive or demand they are the only way.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I mean you go girl more power to ya but it definitely isn't easier to explain pastafarianism than agnosticism to normies. Noone except programmers and other too online people even know it exists (yes i am also a terminally online freak relax peeps, real recognize real)

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Just show them the graph. Can't argue with hard data.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's the neat part - you don't have to explain anything. You just assert the truthfulness of your religion and act offended when people point out how ridiculous it is.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 hours ago

Chad moves. Get theology-mogged you faithless heathencell

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If this is you, consider joining or supporting The Satanic Temple. This is why they exist, and they do more meaningful and practical good than a meme religion.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 hours ago

One of the core tenants of Pastafarianism is being too lazy or broke (or both) to actually contribute

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

"I'm not religious"

Can't say I've ever had to explain anything more than that.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

i prefer "i'm not superstitious"

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

So how will you teach little girls that they're the problem? How will you fondle little boys? How will you comitt a genocide to prove that your religion is more moral?

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You can do all of those without having to actually believe in a specific religion. And the first two happen very easily without religion.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

The last also happens in the absence of religious motivation quite a bit.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

And the piracy, of course.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 83 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I believe it's impossible to prove the existence of two gods.

I'm a diagnostic.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't drink tea.

I'm an atheaist

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I hate definite articles, I’m an a-the-ist

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

This is very offensive to me. I'm Eastern Orthodox, that's not spaghetti that's lo-mein with fish balls. Heathen degenerate.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 33 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Have you felt the touch of His noodly appendage?

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