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[–] Legendz662@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was banned from Reddit yesterday just using the words pedo & gay for a 2nd time in a row

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago

Gay is where you fucked up, that's homophobia.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago (4 children)

PETER THIEL IS A PEDOPHILE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES THOUSANDS OF TIMES

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And yet it is you who is sent to the gulag

But we'll all be together and have so many new friends to join us and everything will be wonderful!

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does that mean Epstein also trafficked boys, or is Thiel bi? I thought he was gay.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes boys too. Sacha Riley

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

he probably targeted boys. he was "dating" a younger male model that is not his husband than he is until he got defenestrated in florida ,2024. hes gay on the low-down, he certainly hates being in the news, especially about his business praticies.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he tried to have his own little island built before.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He also tried to build a dystopian city in Honduras. Peter Thiel, Musk and a lot of these disgusting pedofile tech bros follow “Dark Enlightenment” they want to dismantle democracy globally and install themselves as feudal kings. They also believe in transhumanism that’s why Musks neurolink is so scary. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 101 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Add it to the list of lists classifying me as an extremist.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You still can't do pedophilia though. Only the rich.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 69 points 2 days ago (4 children)

i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia

[–] db2@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The way things are going people will have to have kids in secret and keep them hidden just to make sure Republicans don't molest them.

[–] MrNobody@quokk.au 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make sure you avoid any churches.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Way ahead of the curve on that one.

[–] catbum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This reads like new headcanon for why the ~~RePedos~~ Population Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.)

The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago

That seems to be the one we're making. I dont know why everyone's choosing that, but it's very popular.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

With that kind of attitude, you'll never become a billionaire.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

I just want equal rights

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

That's why we are in poverty. We lack the wisdom and discernment of our wise masters.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

Radical anti-clerical stance here. Atheist slander of the faithful and their sacred rights will also get you on a list.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why does this make it feel like we're living in Roman times?

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago

Because of the crass imperialism dehumanization and pedophilia. Plus all the dudes doimg it fetishize the roman empire.

Dont worry though. Its not! Its more like a mash-up of greatest misses from the roman empires and dark ages europe!

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Because the fall of an empire holds deep almost mythic significance and we seek it.

But it won't work that way this time.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah, it never took much. Take a video of a factory farm abusing their animals? Fucking radical leftist Antifa-extreme menace to society level terrorist.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I had a 12 year account, and a million Karma on Reddit, before being permabanned in the post-Inauguration bloodbath. They already have a fat file on me, what's another page?

[–] Man_kind@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I love this and and deniro. And a few other celebrities here and there, but most of the rich celebrities can fuck right off, as they are doing nothing to try and stop this.

[–] CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welp sadly a good chunk of lemmy won't be on that list. There was an article about childlike sexdolls being banned and there was so many fediverse members asking "Would you rather I rape a child or a childlike doll?" like those are the only options. It's fucking sickening.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I'd rather they ~~rape me instead~~ be put in jail.

[–] Una@europe.pub 28 points 2 days ago
[–] nil@piefed.ca 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd prefer getting executed than living in this shitty world

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you going to wait for them to come, or are you going to make a difference?

[–] nil@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah I can do Luigi maybe

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We still have the Midterm Election, and it is likely to go well for Dems, no matter what MAGA tries to do to stop it. Wait and see how that goes. We still may get out of this without things getting too crazy. But if it doesn't go well, ponder this:

As the Marines were about to invade Iwo Jima, the Japanese commander issued the order that every soldier was to kill 10 enemy soldiers before dying.

Just sayin.'

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Is it really a good idea to take all those threats as lightly as this?

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm hoping to be out of the country or dead by then

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

More like they'll persecute you for being a pedo. The go to move for these chuds is to accuse others of their own crimes.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would never criticize the most sacred cultural practices of ny cultural betters!

Why, if i were younger i would absolutely submit myself to prima nocta via required draft tracking app! Like any good servant of the enlightened ones!

I mourn only that the app did not exist when i was of useful age!

Im eternally grateful they shut down protein recycling for women over 14 "because recycling is woke". Truly our masters are wise.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Somehow the hacker known only as "4chan" and the leader of Antifa are still at large.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

EDIT: Edited only because I need to keep the account for a bigger goal.

Basically, I made sure I'm on the list.

[–] Beep@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Propping up as many people as possible, creating a positive economic cascade. Can't allow my hard feelings to get in the way of that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, yeah, I'm DEFINITELY on that list.

The words "extremist", "ruffalo", "2030" and "pedophilia" don't appear anywhere in the linked article. How does it provide context?

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Paparazzi? I didn't figure them as moral crusaders but God bless.

Ken fucking Start