self-cleaning/pyrolytic oven on wheels
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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creep cremator
Disposable too
FFS, design standards exist for a reason. Quit trying to reinvent the wheel, or car doors as it is here.
Cremation is a new feature. It'll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.
The cybertruck actually burns so hot it destroys your soul. No afterlife for you!
Yeah, that happens at purchase.
Well, see, that's what you get for being a poor.
Solution is simple, you must buy the optional $700 Cyberhammer to bash out the glass (not a joke, there really is a cyber hammer for $700).
Elon's got it all figured out, 8D chess losers
Wasn't the point that the cyber hammer couldn't hurt the truck?
And nothing of value was lost.
I can’t fathom having my husband burn to death so badly that he’s just .. evaporated. But then again I can’t imagine my husband ever wanting a cybercuck so there’s also that.
I can't imagine my husband.
I can't imagine
I can't
My wife and I are in need of a truck since we moved to a rural area and need one for stuff like trash disposal and whatnot. We've decided to get something practical like a hundai santafe or honda ridgeline
Comment of the week right here Username makes it even better
Do either of those evaporate your bones?
Sadly, no
Well not with that attitude
When we finally start eating the rich, we will have readily available fires to cook them over.
Wasnt there a maga dude that blew up his cybertruck in front of a hotel?
So much has happened last few years.....
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