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They probably conducted a study to find maximum tolerable size.
And then went 10% larger, because true patriots can take it all.
That's what all the training is for.
No pain no gain.
ain't training if it ain't stretching
I'm sure it would be bigger than that...
Or just for fun!
You can't just post something like this without including a purchase link!


Gonna need it waaay up there.

X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.
Does it not need a flared base?
I'm assuming you'd want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it's only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
Hopefully...
Without a base, without a trace
Does it come with CIA branded lube?
I mean, unironically this, among other projects, did probably necessitate that the military develop or at least test and commission different personal lubes.
Wish I got paid to test lube and shove things up my butt for the CIA!
I was going to make a joke about them testing it at gitmo but they def arent using lube in there
A true patriot doesn't need lube
In prison they call that a suitcase
thats not a lot of storage space....strech em out a bit more and they they may can fit a radio set and a powerbank too
For a 1960s powerbank and radio you're gonna need a real elastic anus.
(Brand new sentence right there)
elastic anus
Band name!!
The RS-59 is modular so with multiple trips it probably could be done
https://www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/rs59/
tho that encoder gona be probably making some agents cry a bit
A true patriot develops megacolon and then deals with the chronic constipation, so they can hide even a folable pistol and ammunition!
Didn't know I was training to be a CIA agent 🤔
We're going to need a lot of firepower. send in Secewet Agent Owo
Now I'm imagining an e girl furry fetish onlyfans content creator coming out and blasting lasers out her but. So thanks for that.
Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.
haha they'll totally believe we gave people butt knives
I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit
I tapped the arrow on the right. I’m a fool.
Now where did I put my lipstick again? Right..
is that plastic body safe?
1960s-80s, so no.
20 years is a long time to have that up there...
But like, how do you get it back out?
The extraction process is the real pita.
Or what if you have bad gas? You could kill someone with you ass cannon.
50/50 whether they put this in a dog or a person