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[–] Deno@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I hate Oracle. Please no more!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 15 hours ago

but i have to do all the fortune 500 companies..

[–] dthr@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 16 hours ago

may i offer you a SUN in these trying times?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fuck oracle, and fuck Larry Ellison and Peter Thiel

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as it's consensual! Thanks for engaging!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

are they asking for our consent with their fucking panopticon bullshit?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know anything about that, but I do know that Larry owns Wile E. Coyote now, and I really want to see Coyote v. Acme, so I'd rather not anger him.

[–] dthr@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

best not to anthropomorphize larry

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

for now..

[–] j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

You can have a sun, or acle

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah, see, no...can't be that bad - I can fix her/it!

[Edit: 💀]

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oracle, look into your big table and query me the future.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lel, great computer-speak joke!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks! Don't speak to computers it can arm your health!

[–] dthr@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sounds riscy

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yes. There's python in the temple.

[–] qloak@infosec.exchange 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

engagement, words, feelings, etc, etc

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

well, ok :(

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Kitty Odyseus!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 days ago

Is that what this is? Thanks for engaging!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oracle, tell me the answer to how many green grapes.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks for engaging! I hope she answers!

[–] linuxguy@piefed.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating Larry content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

My pleasure!

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The way the hair blends in the background makes it look like the face is just a mask.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

You're right! Very cool!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meh, it happens

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Thanks for your encouraging engagement!

[–] dthr@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thank you for making trashgate content

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks for engaging!

[–] pleasureyoucanmeasure@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating patent-protected content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah!

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating content!

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

You're welcome!