this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

It's an otherie.

[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago
[–] seeyouatthepartyrichter@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[–] oneofmany@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[–] nun@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Believe it or not, he wanted to talk to his ex-girlfriend in Cyprus and forced the plane to land there. It was also a fake belt (made out of wrapped phone cases) which people suspected and is presumably why the guy is so relaxed - but they had to follow his demands anyway as a precaution.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Is it, though?