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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

But he was always sucking on his fags and he paid for them fair and square.

And do you have any idea how high fags are taxed in this day and age?

It's not like when I was a boy. I was sucking fags left and right without a care in the world about paying for them. Granted pretty often they were the cheaper sort that you got from cruise-boats, tax free.

Pic related, it's one of those boats for cruising. I've also heard them referred to as "fuckboats" but honestly it's more the tax-free that pulls in people.

[–] homes@piefed.world 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Still sounds kinda gay

On more than one occasion, people were able to tell the guy who was with me was my boyfriend because we smoked the same brand of cigarettes

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean ...they were Virginia Slims 120s, what did you expect?

[–] homes@piefed.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At the time, I think they were Parliament Lights. So you’re not far off…

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny, back in my day the people who smoked P-funks were the ones most likely to have yayo!

[–] homes@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago

Yep, those filter tips were convenient!

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

You don’t message your homies at 2 am to tell them you miss them?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago

At some point in the late 90s or early 2000s they banned cigarette advertising.

I didn't think about it but at this point i don't know any brands anymore. My father smoked players when I was young, and Benson and hedges used to sponsor some public events but otherwise I guess it worked.

That or cigs got too expensive to smoke brand name. My grandfather, before he died of lung cancer was smoking big clear bags of cigs from the reserve.

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too late, you're my boyfriend now.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Oh no, what an unfortunate turn of events

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Man I miss cigarettes. That stale smoke smell that permeated everything reminds me of childhood

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] anotherpos@feddit.online 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We got cheaper cigs but living is more sucks here :D

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

America: Hold my beer.

[–] neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven't smoked in 4 year, still every single day something happens and think about how much I want one. I've started chewing nicotine gum to help with the urges after quoting vaping, but now I'm just addicted to expensive gum.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Literally quitting cocaine and alcohol was easier for me than nicotine. I have been off and on for years with just that one

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That sounded gay but I will admit I do miss suckies u_u