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[–] human@slrpnk.net 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 24 points 2 days ago

Isn't that a Star Trek character

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They now have Cat 8 cables, if you want to whip them even faster

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But does it really whip the llama's ass?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

THIS ONE!!! This comment right here, PETA!!!

(Yes, I got the reference - now get offa my lawn!)

[–] human@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

What a time to be alive.

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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

That's why safewords should be passphrases! /s

Hold on, actually no, not /s

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Your safe word requires two factor authentication. I hope you kept your phone handy.

That or put a yubikey on your nipple ring.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn't have a city-issued phone and hadn't been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.

And that's how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean “had been using their personal phones”? Or you had to take their personal phones regardless? In which case the phone stipend wouldn’t have mattered? Makes me think some people might just pocket the stipend and then be upset when the same thing happens again, so maybe you should just issue phones lol.

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I use a password manager?

If I say no, you had better not cum.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

2 characters but they need to talk to each other and not about a man

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Pat@feddit.nu 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character's uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I studied chemistry, to as far as I know entropy is measured in Joules per Kelvin... What is 80b entropy?

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's basically randomness. 80 bits entropy. Something something powers of 2. Just check some chart someone made.

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Also relevant: https://xkcd.com/2318/ :3

-- Frost

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why are so many people so fucking obsessed with her? My god, go jerk off or something.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

I'm here with no idea at all who Violet is. Does that help move the average back ?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No, I’m her older sister.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here i a save password feel free to use it. @F0#wvcQaVocoK^62

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All I see is ***************, this must be some fedi security measure.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meraxes5364-fragilistic3564-wuuthrad2837-ouiouibaguette6654

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait I can see this in clear text, what does this look like to you guys?

A whole lot of ***

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ok, so the safe word is 16, got it!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Fine...

S!xTe3N!

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

16 🙼🙼 16 🙼🙼 16

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 2 days ago

Ncvsvjsxhvxs727£2

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?

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[–] okmko@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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