A Billion dollars or a woman over 40 that I haven't seen in 25 years?
It's adorable that you think a high school crush is that valuable. I'd probably still take the money at $1000.
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A Billion dollars or a woman over 40 that I haven't seen in 25 years?
It's adorable that you think a high school crush is that valuable. I'd probably still take the money at $1000.
You can't buy love. But You can rent it, so I'm taking the billion.
My highschool crush, I will take it
