Talk to houseplants. That would be a fascinating conversation, even if they don't care about the same things as us. Does it work on non-house plants, too? Imagine the hot goss old trees would have...
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Talk to houseplants. I just hope it wouldn't be a Dr. Dolittle situation where I hear ALL the plants ALL the time.
Just houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say
😂 😂 Laughed WAY too hard at this. Like "SHUT UP OR THIS LEAF GETS IT!!"
Lots of folks here don't seem to realize that having the ability to talk to houseplants doesn't necessarily mean they have the ability to talk to you. I can talk at a plant all I want, it doesn't mean it's going to say anything back
I’ll take the glitter because my houseplants are going to have harsh words for me.
He, not mine! Dead plants tell no tales.
Lots of people in here think that house plants are going to be great conversationalists and not just talk about dirt and sunlight non stop.
Finger glitter guns please.
Thats the average conversation with a slrpnk user