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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 168 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Last time I went clubbing I wore see through boxers.

I tried picking up a lady but it fell through when she looked at me and said 'I can clearly see your nuts.'.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago
[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he's called crazy!

Guys should clubbing with a see through bras. I'm sure it'll look awesome

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Adding that to my joke pile. Love it.

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 72 points 4 days ago (3 children)

for anyone wondering the vibe is

a bra similar to this a stylish blazer + miniskirt + heels + bag jewelry

it's high fashion slutty

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (11 children)

Pictures with nipples are allowed here

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 101 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

spoilerFYI - to be safe, might wanna spoiler tag it and preface it with a "NSFW" though, according to rule 6

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

And like the rest of the Internet encouraged regardless of the rules

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh ok, I was actually imagining a 45 year old slightly overweight dude who stopped working out like three years ago.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago

Yes, it's easier just to picture everyone on the internet like this:

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[–] dumples@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If you haven't tried Thistle and Spire they are amazing. High fashion Slutty for sure

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

PICS or GTFO

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 days ago

Call me a bra, because I support boobs.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

hell yeah

see-thru clothing with no bra is peak

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

some might even say twin peak 😏

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] violet08@lemmy.today 71 points 4 days ago (6 children)

sorry, you'll never see me post explicit stuff online🙂‍↔️

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 69 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is my favorite Stamets alt.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

I am pretty sure we have already established that boobs are not explicit

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[–] redsand@infosec.pub 17 points 4 days ago

This account is either fake or going to evolve into some top shelf baby memes a few years from now.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Serious question, not trying to justify creepy behavior, but assuming you want them to be seen what is too much for you / what makes you feel uncomfortable? Glaring for longer than say 5 seconds? Repeated glances? Facial expressions or comments?

Obviously this will vary case by case for each woman, just want to get a perspective.

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 32 points 4 days ago

personally it s very much a time and place thing. like if i'm wearing that to a place like a club i obviously want the attention and don't mind anything as long as it doesn't become dangerous. on the other hand if i'm just walking around during the day braless i expect subtlety.

not sure where I read it, but it's a good concept.

imagine a garden with flowers, it's ok to walk past and appreciate it's beauty. it's not ok to bring a chair to sit in front of it to gawk at it. and it's definitely not ok to go in uninvited and take some flowers. The gardens might invite people in, they might even pluck flowers to give to people. that doesn't give anyone the right to do the same to their gardens. It's the gardeners choice to set to a fence or a wall or a hedge for privacy. and wherever they choose has nothing to do with you. if they choose no fence it isn't an invitation to enter.

if we all respect people's gardens like that, there will be more beautiful gardens to appreciate. as everyone feels safer to express themselves. it takes a few creeps to make all the gardeners uncomfortable.

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

good luck girlboss 🫡

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

are boobyears like dog years? how many boobyears to a regular year?

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that 2 per boob or 2 for a pair?

[–] Thalion@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

3/3/3 rule. Longer than 3 seconds, more than 3 times, or more than 3 people looking makes it creepy

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I looked for an image of the Wicked Witch from Oz saying "Fly my pretties!", but I guess I got Mandela'd

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

This is what I keep telling my wife, yo. Let's get busy while we're still able.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 4 days ago

a crucial service

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