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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile, men of culture:

But don't ask me what it stands for. :P

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

What some call "compression artifacts," I call "extra crunchy."

[–] Tja@programming.dev 34 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's actually pronounced gay-peg, to balance out gif being pronounced jiff.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think this is the best one here. Hey can you send me that document as a gaypeg? Thanks!

[–] EtherTide@aussie.zone 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From JPEG.org, jpeg stands for Joint Photographic Experts Group. Ph = F, ergo JPEG = JFEG. I irrationally dislike jpeg, so I will now try to call it jfeg as some light fun. I think more people shoulda normalise calling common things silly alternate pronunciations that are still clearly recognisable as the original word, just to add the whimsy of getting to chuckle silently to yourself thinking "that's not how that's said!"

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get jfegged out of here, you jif lover.

[–] EtherTide@aussie.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago

thankfully, I can still call it gif bc the creator of .gif says jif. I shiver at the thought of jif...

[–] Una@europe.pub 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

You mean I can get two at the same time‽

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Have we learned nothing from the whole GIF pronunciation debate?!

It's pronounced "Jay-Fej".

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Have we learned nothing from the whole GIF pronunciation debate?!

No almost no one has bothered to.

They are like Jiraffes with their heads in the sand.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

JPREG u mean >:(

I'm not putting up with that, I'm going to convert them all to pung files asap.

[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 4 weeks ago

Jandalf didn't light the beacons of Jondor so naturally the kinjdom of men must fall.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

You can't take pegging out of JPEGing!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Oh boy. 😶🍿

The puck it is!

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

I prefer to use the lossless format of PNG, pronounced as Ping.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, that's why I don't understand.

[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No! It's pronounced JPEG!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

jfag*

(can cancel me bitch, im gay myself! >:3)

(no but fr, sorry if this offends anyone <3)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Scuba is pronounced scuh-bah! Laser is pronounced Lass-eer!

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

There's also the lesser known file of MPEG

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago

That one's pronounced "Em Pregg"

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Pronounced Mëii-Fēgg

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

I wonder if JPEG is a kink option on J Date

Jayfej. Get it right

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Only if you're from the Philippines

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago