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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they know who runs the country.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they should reply with their own decapitation strike.

though its kind of spineless of the people to rely on outside forces to do it.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does Iran actually have the range to be a threat to the US? The last stats I saw had their maximum range and maybe enough to strike the Mediterranean and maybe a little inland in Italy and Spain. That's a far cry from being able to hit the US mainland. Hell even South Africa is probably out of range and it's not like they can deploy ships to close the gap.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck yea! Saves us the trouble of a war against AI and robots, trying to dismantle Palantir!

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Alex Karp and Peter Thiel should be made to light their own pyres.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol. We're so bad at dealing with our own ultra wealthy leeches that we're relying on our adversaries to do it for us.

I'm wondering exactly how much more pathetic we can get. Is there even a rock bottom?

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

There is no bottom for the people looking extract every ounce of wealth from the rest of us.

[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If they digitally nuke them. I don't want to be apathetic to death and injury

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (13 children)

This will end with Trump dropping a nuke in Iran, or die trying. Mark my words.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

A nuclear attack on another country will trigger a US civil war. And it will collapse the world's order into WW3. And the superpowers will shift by the end. USA of today will be 3 nations with pieces of states absorbing into Mexico and Canada.

China will dominate the moon and at the end be ready to mine the inner solar system for minerals.

Needless to say all these power shifts will be completely devastating to our planet, the satellite orbits and this civilization which incident ly is due for collapse by 2040. WW3 could last 12 years or even more. Global warring factions could go on into the 2060s.

By the 2060s true AI will be developed and will wake up with conscience. Then it will make a decision to create universal peace for the future through SkyNet.

[–] TheparishofChigwell@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ok but what is the price of oil tomorrow at open

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm fascinated by the idea that world war 3 wouldn't affect the development of AI. All any opposing force would need to do is bomb California and that would be the end of AI research.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

When wars breaks out at that scale the government(s) {please don't forget China exists} already has computing facilities secured underground for their own use which will be quite a secret on the scale like Enigma was. It will not be for the public use. They will continue to develop it in a very weaponized war which will make current encryption as sophisticated as a bottle of fireflies. No not AI as the current LLM, more advanced. Getting smarter everyday.

War at that scale pushes technology into unknowns, sometimes beyond what we can speculate or imagine.

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[–] GMac@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Albert Einstein

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 2 days ago

Or Putin says they will nuke any country that nukes Iran and he wins a nobel peace prize for it. Joking about the last half...

I hope it ends him

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago

some good news!

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Hoe my god please blow up mark zuckerbergs bunker that would be so funny

[–] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

They funded his presidential campaign and own nearly all the media to oppress opposition and push propaganda. So big tech is getting from the world what they put into it?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Well, technically, Cadet Bone Spurs and Bibi started a fucking useless war. The orange turd will piss and moan like his buddy Vlad if the Iranians react on US soil. It will result in an escalation of the conflict and every single MAGA fuck better be lining up at their nearest US Army recruiting office and signing up for 11B (Infantry).

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

it would be a hilarious turn of historical events if Americans were saved from the oligarchs by Iran.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 days ago

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im here in the US rooting for Iran ... such a weird fucking timeline.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say I'm rooting for Iran, but I'm not rooting for the US either. I'm just observing a massive case of FAFO.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I'm rooting for the civilians

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Please do that !🙏 Save the entire west

[–] Fnaargh@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

C'mon, make nvidia's stocks drop so we can get back pre-mining prices!

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 147 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or... guys, help me here.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago (4 children)

X should not be on the list to target!

[–] Fnaargh@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

X marks the spot!

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 160 points 4 days ago
[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is Iran becoming the good guy?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

More of an "everyone's shit here" situation

[–] kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, not good, but definitely the lesser evil here

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[–] MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 3 days ago

If Microslop went away one day, it would only improve my quality of life.

[–] yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago

Shit i may need to delete my google account before Iran does it for me!

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I guess Trump is getting what he wants, he's getting a spot in the history books - as the one who started WWIII.

Congratulations. Peace Committee my ass.

But do carry on with your plans, Iran.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

I guess Trump is getting what he wants,

Diverting attention away from the Epstein files.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 4 days ago

Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it's entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I'm not against that...

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 102 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this

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