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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I have now deleted my accounts, but there was at least one time that I was browsing reddit and got really bored, so I opened a new tab to check out reddit.

I looked at the front page posts and was like, "Oh yeah."

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Oh I have a literal ton of stuff I could/should be doing. Haven't had any would for a long time though

[–] Francislewwis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That scrolling the same apps loop is way more relatable than most people want to admit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

The 4 apps I jump between:

Connect, Voyager, Raccoon, and Summit.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ever had a conversation with a person about two different topics at the same time but each topic is being talked about in a different app, in real time?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wife does this.

Our text DMs are about the kids.

Our family chat DMs (Zulip, which is a open-source version of Slack/discord) is full of memes.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

(Zulip, which is a open-source version of Slack/discord)

Did you do this to brag, or to avoid the FOSS Enforcement Patrol?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Mentioning his wife was the brag part.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Me and his wife use signal

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Ah force of habit. I just came from a conference and I had to explain Zulip a dozen times to people.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please keep your dirty hamburgers away from my virgin pumpkin

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 17 hours ago

!brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 72 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Great, now instead of just being bored, I get to manage three servers and two dozen public-facing services that I have to maintain for a growing number of users, along with the physical servers themselves, as any cog in this machine may break and burst into flames like a house of cards... and still be bored with the added stress.

Yaaaaay, hobbies...

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You may have chosen the wrong one.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This hobby would be significantly better if it came with a six-figure salary

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's called a "job".

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

You'd think yeah :P

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ever thought about shitcanning all of that and just folding some paper cranes?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I'm in too deep. Save yourself!

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I run basically all my stuff through docker containers, and have...

NAS:

  • BentoPDF
  • Clam-Shell (discord bot using clamav)
  • FreshRSS
  • Haven (discord alternative)
  • Kitchen Owl
  • Linkwarden
  • LubeLogger
  • MeshCentral (for me to admin systems)
  • Nametag (relationship organizer and visual map)
  • Owncast (streaming, for myself)
  • Plex
  • Radicale
  • Red (discord multifunction bot)
  • RustDesk
  • Snipe-IT
  • Uptime Kuma
  • Vaultwarden
  • Wallos (subscription manager)
  • YourLastFM (for myself)

ThinkServer - Proxmox:

  • Debian 13, running BOINC
  • Home Assistant
  • Windows Server 2022, running Motor Town dedi

VPS:

  • American Truck Simulator dedi
  • BeamMP dedi x7
  • Duplicati (for backups)
  • FiveM dedi
  • Minecraft Bedrock dedi
  • Wireguard

I have stuff offline like a Satisfactory dedi, and the docker container for Euro Truck Simulator is broken for whatever reason... and stuff that is running for admin purposes that I won't list since security and all that (and a couple 'bare metal' services too). My users are family, close friends, and members of my discord/haven gaming community that I have brought in over the last few years.

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[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Y'all have money left for hobbies?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 day ago

one of my hobbies is reading. Yarrrrr... it's free :)

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 7 points 1 day ago

Well. There's always humming, I suppose.

[–] justsquigglez@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Y'all have time left for hobbies?

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I have a 4-day work week. Not with full pay of course, just 80% as well.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

I mean, it would make for an interesting day.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell yes, get rid of anything that's an algorithm.

If you can't run out of content on the platform you're on, it's a bad thing.

Use youtube clients that follow users

Browse text platforms that let you follow communities.

TT, IG, /all, and shorts are where your brain goes to die.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Everything that's on your phone has an algorithm. It's like saying I don't eat things with chemicals in it.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Technically correct, but I think you know what the above user meant.

recommendation algorithm

though i reckon lemmy has one too, just a more transparent one

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[–] Greddan@feddit.org 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Do Americans call minced meat "raw hamburger"?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Or "ground beef" or "hamburger meat"

One thing we rarely if ever call it is "minced" or "mince."

To my American mind that suggests it's been cut into tiny pieces with a knife, not ground through a grinder.

Mincing is something you do to an onion, or in stiletto heels and a knee-trappingly-tight skirt.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this guy doesn’t mince words

Or mince around.

I feel like "hamburger meat" implies the inclusion of seasoning whereas "ground beef" is literally just the meat

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Largely yes. Sometimes "ground meat."

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Try eating your keeper.

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