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Emergence Of First Right Wing Soccer Club In The USA Has Major League Soccer Trumpeting Inter Miami As A New Benchmark (www.thenutmegnews.com)
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The emergence of Inter Miami being the United States first right wing soccer club reportedly has Major League Soccer (MLS) trumpeting the success as a new benchmark achieved in penetrating the national landscape.

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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

They're gonna really struggle without a left wing ..

[–] bluepop@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 week ago

Are they all white? They gonna lose....

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It is a sad state of affairs if I have to check the community to see if this is real or not.

[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Crunch... Damn

[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com -4 points 1 week ago

Must be a women’s club, because their logo is pink