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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be clear, inbred poster boy, Markwayne Mullin, will almost certainly be worse than Noem.

  1. Mullin tried to physically fight someone during an official proceeding until Bernie Sanders yelled at him to sit down and behave like a member of Congress.

  2. Mullin tried ripping the "Black People Are Not Apes" sign out of Al Green's hand during the State of the Union.

  3. There are pictures of Mullin cowering in fear during Jan 6, after helping incite it.

  4. There are pictures of Mullin standing on a box behind a podium to match the height of his debate opponent.

He is an inbred and a coward with a chip on his shoulder. Expect more Constitutional violations.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Well my low expectations have been met. I didn't think Trump was going to pick a mature competent adult

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

People give Texas a lot of shit and rightly so, but Oklahoma produces quite a cesspool of bitter, self-righteous fuckwits who really believe they know and have the right of things.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That was the asshole that tried to rip that sign. What a fucking piece of crap. And he's a race trader He's an American Indian.

What kind of fucked up brain do you have to have to be racist?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 75 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

MarkWayne "Hillbilly Is Right There In His First Name" Mullins is her replacement.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Not a bad bet, not gonna lie.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why do I recognize that name? And why does it conjure a vague feeling of rage and disgust?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's on the political talk shows all the time. Big MAGA loudmouth.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Another comment on this thread reminded me what it was I recognized his name from. It was that time he tried to fight somebody during congress

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Red Skull is too competent for the job.

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

If Red Skull were a fucking moron

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

IKR? Putting the cheek fillers/fat removal aside, why can’t plastic surgery improve necks or hands? Honest question.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Surgical tech here! It can, but it's a more expensive operation so a lot of people just don't. We can fix it later.

One of my surgeons was talking about that just a couple days ago.

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

To your point, the android face makes her neck look that much more gross.

I know that's below the belt, but that's where Noem spends all her time anyway.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did they finally figure out a way to resurrect the broken corpse of Hitler with AI?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

This is why I really want to celebrate this, however I know in my bones there’s nothing to celebrate.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Damn, I would not want to be a puppy in South Dakota right now

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

How can he be both President and Secretary of whatever specific bullshit this is?

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it means that Trump is replacing her with someone else, not that he's taking both positions. I was confused at first too.

From the article:

President Donald Trump says he's replacing his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and will nominate in her place Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin.

The headline is just really stupidly worded.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's certainly some light title gore.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It certainly is not, unless you also think "I'm going to make you a pie" is me literally threatening to turn you into a pastry.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (12 children)

OK, fine, it's medium title gore.

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[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Agentive interpretation, not anticausative.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If only there were some way to make the title less arbitrary.

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

It's not arbitrary - it's ambiguous. Context clues, world knowledge, and the entire attached article are more than enough to resolve the ambiguity.

All natural human languages show structural ambiguity like this, especially when it comes to headlines which famously favor brevity over clarity, and the built in feature of human language to solve it is pragmatics.

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[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The thumbnail photograph chosen is chef’s kiss a work of art.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

PBS doing what needs to be done.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's the only work of art that's ever made me throw up in my mouth.

I read that as trump taking over as homeland security secretary. I was suprised but I believed it

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's a toss-up between Pistol Pete and RFK "Peewee Mengele" Jr. Also Bondo.

[–] AmbientDread@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bye Bye Cosplay Bambi

Time to show Talibondi Barbie the door next.

Won't fix the historic mess of an administration, but it's a start.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but it’s a start.

Nah. Markwayne Mullin will be worse. But he'll be instructed to chill out until after the midterms since the traitor party is scared it'll be a bloodbath for them if they can't do something about public perception.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

They'll point to how Republicans are the party that removes unpopular and incompetent leadership. And it'll work.

Release the Epstein Files

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So they're replacing a sycophant with another sycophant nepobaby with SDE.

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