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lol what kind of weird nerd is wearing smart glasses while having sex lmao
imagine you're over at some dudes house, about to get dicked down, and he comes out with nothing but these big fat blinking glasses on
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I assume it's people making (hopefully consensual) POV videos.
I know why they’re doing it. I just think it’s something only a doofus would do.
Or someone making OF content for example.
You think only a doofus would make POV sextape with their partner?
with these, absolutely
Only a doofus would buy these glasses.
I think only a doofus would spend money on smart glasses from facebook
Agreed 👍
I feel like people using these glasses, instead of a good camera setup WHICH CAN COST LESS, which look more incognito, are likely not doing it consensually...
It doesn't even need to be fancy or expensive
Yeaaa...
Yea, it sounds more confortable than wearing just a camera tied to yourself. POV porn is popular afaik
Believe it or not but not all sex starts with walking into the bahtroom, closing the door, disrobing, and hopping under the covers.
And while it likely applies less to the folk with camera glasses: If your vision is poor enough, it is always a tradeoff between them getting in the way and constantly squinting at your partner.
Why do you have blankets in your bathroom
No it's the "Baht Room". Like you've been Baht. You need to be punished. *wtsh *wtsh
Thai me up daddy.
Let me gobble you up like a Türkiye
Exactly. This obviously wasn't a brain fart + typo.
The kink shaming of some people.
omg can I just make fun of techbros wearing Facebook smart glasses without everyone doing an 18-point analysis on it?
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According to recent events, some fucked up people are willing to be filmed like this. Here's link to the video if anyone is interested.
I hate making out wearing glasses. That said, it is a porn category 🤷♂️
Glasses are like lingerie: They’re not for during, but before
Really? I think it's way more natural than wearing a go pro.
Bedroom is a very reasonable realm for smart glasses if they aren't connected to the internet and are used for local recording.
The really weird part is wearing them in public and either recording people without their consent or even giving the clear impression of recording people without their consent. Wearing smart glasses in a public place is just an asshole move.
Reading this headline all I can think is "Are y'all really surprised?"
Why um, why do "smart" glasses have moderators? 🤔 Am I too far 'offline' to be asking? 😬
Am I too far 'offline' to be asking?
This is surveillance phobic... and I'm down for it
It may be time to train some llms to be anti llms... 🤔
AI training. They have the tag the videos for model consumption.
Egads! AI - the new asbestos. They're putting it in everything! B🤦
So, hypothetical, if I bought these, put a spare laptop in a closed, filled with the worst shock movies from the internet, and set these glasses so that they continuesly watch these videos. Would that be against the EULA?
You'd just be ruining a minimum wage worker's day and possibly traumatizing them. They typically outsource content annotation/moderation so no one important at Meta would be affected.
The better course of action is to continue to ridicule anyone you meet wearing these poorly-disguised surveillance instruments and raise awareness among your peers.
you're punishing those poor guys that are doing the job for $10/month. zucc doesn't care at all as they are already giving ptsd to thousands of moderators tasked of watching the reported gore videos
Sex while a corporation has access to your footage sounds like a kink for libertarians
I know that bandwidth isn’t hardly the finite resource that it used to be, but I still can’t get over how amazingly wasteful it is to continuously stream live video halfway around the world just so you can… ask your glasses to describe what’s in front of you?
It must be incredibly useful for blind people, but for everyone else it's a pure wank.
POV wanks too, huh
I mean... If you can't trust underpaid workers in Kenya's sense of privacy, who can you trust?
Dicking down Riley Reid. Meta style.
Or being dicked down by Johnny Sins.
The glasses have potential. But anything with Zuck I don't trust. (I have to be inclusive here)
All Johnny Sins needs is a GoPro and a suction cup.
I've already seen plenty of POV porn where the guy has two free hands, so I'm sure it's a gopro and head strap. Which I'm sure looks ridiculously goofy for anyone else in the room.
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Nice to know that when you're standing at the urinal, some schmuck at Meta has seen your hog.
Some idiots be sharing nsfw stuff when asked to upload stuff for the ai companies, they have hella warnings telling you that isnt the kind of content they want lol
I don't think I could get off if my partner was wearing these hideous things.
Or anyone else in the room for that matter.
I won't have sex unless my partner is holding one of these
I always make sure to tell my audience to remove any smart glasses. It's just creepy doing it in front of them otherwise.
GIGGITY
Any camera/audio device with a wireless connection in your home is recording and storing your intimate moments.
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