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[–] radix@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://bsky.app/profile/windypundit.com/post/3mg2brj55fk25

Successful psychopaths are very good at imitating normal emotional responses, which they learn over decades of observing normal people. But when facing a novel situation, they have no such learning to rely on, and their jarringly cold responses reveal their hollow interiors.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean yeah, you can read about these people and understand the theory, but if you meet one, you will just feel they are different from body language and eye contact. They often seek power and will unite with other people who have power.

They will only care about weak people if they can benefit from it. They love to do virtue signaling and other forms of manipulation of people who dont see them for what they are.

They will always try to turn your friends against you so you are alone.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He just can't help being a piece of shit at every possible opportunity.

And it's compounded by him being a fortunate son (of a klansman).

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

This should piss off every fucking veteran as much as it pisses off this one.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Uncle Sam Wants You!" turned into "Uncle Donald Wants To Use You!", in the blink of an eye.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Always has been that way though.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 34 points 1 day ago

fucking psycho narcissist

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

What good is a medal when you’re dead? Tell Uncle Sam I said, “Fuck fuck fuck a war.”

[–] Bot@sub.community 26 points 1 day ago

When you got a pie hole, not a mouth