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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Are y'all doing a bit or are really this stupid? None of you seem to grasp what martyrdom means. He was an old man dying of cancer. He had plenty of opportunities to go hide in a bunker, but getting killed in an Israeli strike is the best thing that could happen to the Iranian regime. Anyone so clueless as to fall for that better prepare for a long and unsuccessful war.

death to america

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 171 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Not going to defend him, but a Pedophile led nation executing/kidnaping foreign heads of states and bombing schools is not a good thing.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 57 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the way my Iranian friends have put it as they celebrate the death of the head of the regime and brace themselves for the impact of the new regime is that when you live under opression all your live, you learn to celebrate the small stuff, even as you know what's coming will also be bad

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (14 children)

regardless of regime changes, nothing good comes from American interventions

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 points 3 days ago

I mean, it put back the progress on an even more terrorist regime getting nuclear weapons

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 230 points 5 days ago (17 children)

Fuck him. And also fuck the US and Israel. As an outsider this is just all villains fighting each other.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 162 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this is just all villains fighting each other

...and civilian collateral damage, unfortunately.

[–] kiterios@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately there's also civilian collateral damage when they aren't fighting each other.

With innocent, normal people caught in the crossfire. If those cunts would simply kill each other, fine. But it's always other people getting hit too.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Not that I like this guy he deserves to rot in the same cesspit as Trump and Netanyahu (and more). But this post looks like rage bait.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

it IS ragebait

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 134 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 65 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Ayatollah is the spiritual leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran

Jeffery Epstein is the spiritual leader of the 2025 USA regime

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)

these morons don't think iran had a plan if their 86 year old leader died?

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The morons orchestrating these attacks are doing so to distract other morons from the sex and child trafficking crimes they committed.

Morons all the way down. Unfortunately these morons have access to ballistic missiles.

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[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

These morons dont understand martyrdom because their lives are spiritual vacuums.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

A result of UK/US interference prior to the shah which led to islamic revolution.

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 71 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Nice! Now do Putin, Trump and the rest of the dictators

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 73 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Now watch all the tankies praise him as a honorary socialist

[–] MrSmith@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They do already. "Respected leader" one post over there said.

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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He was a brutal fucking bastard... however, he was also 86 and had cancer. Maybe we could have waited 6 months and saved a lot of money and a lot of lives. Dude was going to die soon anyway.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Ben, Krasnov, Xi, Vlad and the Ayatollah are peas in the same damn pod. Sick bastards, all of them!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You forgot Bibi but he’s worse than the others

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They said Ben, is there another Ben that's not Netanyahu?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe they're talking about Benito Mussolini?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Indeed, add his worthless murdering ass too.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The ideal scenario, now that the greybeard kicked the bucket, is for Iran to fire a ballistic missile straight at Netanyahu's arse, Krasnov suffering a heart attack, and Vlad just watching his entire country crumble to bits as his economy dies, and his military collapses from lack of manpower.

Not sure about Xi. Maybe a fishing boat accident.

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

That's Krasnov.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Empire's been attacking these people for at least a century.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Fucking noob... a lot of big talk, but didn't leave the basement of his house.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What could possibly go wrong?

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