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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 212 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I hate this though because I am not just trying to say hi, I am literally trying to explain to women why they should listen to me, so if they have headphones in they will never hear the arguments in the first place that I have honed in preparation through conversations with my AI Wives.

It is rude for women to just pretend like they can go about their lives and not center me, I am a man and I am the hero of MY STORY you have to listen to me.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Its not her story, its history. Right fellas!

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't mean this in a gay way, but men have such sexier minds than women, I just wish we could transport the minds of men into the minds of women so I could stop having to deal with these complicated feelings about my bros.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like there's a wall between us

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ughh I know right women are always putting up walls, all I am trying to do is knock down walls for no reason while screaming "WHAT ABOUT ME" in a tantrum. Then my friend Kyle who is super jacked has to come over and put his hand on my leg to calm me down by stroking it.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

Exactly. It's like they don't even realize who the protagonist is here.

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 93 points 1 week ago

Self awarewolf

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Does he usually walk up to random people on the street who aren't wearing headphones to try start conversations? 😬

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Judging by replies to that thread… yes, quite a bit. One woman described how she had to wear ear protection after ear surgery and a guy removed that to talk to her from behind. She was in pain for 2 days afterwards.

Edit: my personal experience is I had 2 different guys tap on my shoulder and ask me to remove my earbuds by gesturing. Both times they were trying to pick me up. I was just on the way home from work, exhausted and also heavily married.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago

Oh my god, that's awful

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a thinner batter - think tempura rather than chipshop fish (or corndog if you're of the USian persuasion).

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol, maybe engaged? So like wearing just the engagement ring instead of both rings?

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Soo.... Just regular engaged?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

H..How can someone come even close to think it is a smart move to stand behind someone, invading personal space (at minimum with their arm), grabbing and taking away ones belongings aka the headphones and then expecting that person will be happy to have a nice chat with you which results in a date?

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some people really are just that stupid I guess.

Cavemen like that only understand a wack on the head, and even then they think the woman is into them.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Because they think they're hot shit and have an ego the size of Jupiter. In their mind, they're the catch and someone would have to be a (insert slur) to turn down such a gracious offer from the world's most attractive "alpha male".

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

One woman described how she had to wear ear protection after ear surgery and a guy removed that to talk to her from behind. She was in pain for 2 days afterwards.

Sounds like she suffered consequences while the man who harmed her suffered no consequences.

We should be able to easily call police and sue for damages in such situations.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

Of course not, just hot women who can't wait to speak to him. Except, y'know, those bitches who blow him off immediately. But those bitches are just getting in the way, the really hot chicks are still waiting just for him.

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Story time! This isn't here to say that dudes have it worse or just as bad or anything. It just made me think of this.

I have a good friend who wears wired earbuds often. He gets in a space where he doesn't want to talk to anyone but he got to be out for one reason or other. I've watched person after person come up to him to talk. He rolls his eyes, takes out an earbud, make a huge show of pausing whatever he's listening to while holding up the "Wait a second" finger. They'll say whatever they're trying to open with and he will nod and give the biggest fake smile. Then put his earbud back in. To continue the conversation they have to tap him again and wait for him to do it all over again. Some do, sometimes repeatedly.

Some people seem to have no concept that others aren't just waiting for the chance to talk to them.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This whole thread is weird to me because being approached in public by people wanting to talk almost never happens. Not that I'm complaining exactly, it's confusing and concerning when it does, but it's hard to imagine it as such a normal thing that it has become a commonplace annoyance.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't know what it is. I used to get approached semi-regularly, maybe once every few weeks when I was younger. But this dude, for whatever reason, was approached often. I think part of it is the places he was a lot of times. We'd be out at the bar (he would lend music/PA equipment to bands or small bars for a small fee and show up to basically drink for free) and there was one night I watched it happen half a dozen times. Not by the people who were borrowing equipment, but just random people who he didn't know.

He said it never happened at like the grocery store or whatever, but very often in bars when he'd sit alone, less often in restaurants when he'd sit alone, and occasionally at the park when he'd go sit to read (headphones in). He's good looking but not extraordinarily so and never looked especially friendly so that wasn't it. It was both men and women, men more often but women more persistently.

Some folks just have something that makes others want to talk to them I guess. I imagine it's worse for women for a few reasons (the way certain demographics of dudes are socialized, not knowing how a guy will react when you shut him down, etc). And some folks seem to believe that everyone is just waiting for them to strike up a conversation, even if the person they're trying to strike it up with is obviously actively avoiding people.

It stopped happening to me. I'm not sure if I aged poorly over the pandemic or if I just look meaner these days. He moved away so I don't get to watch that particular trainwreck anymore. I'll have to ask him.

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[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This seems dependant on location to me. In a region I lived before it would be rare that someone would talk to me in public like at the store, now where I'm at it happens all the time, people seem much more social in general. I used to be sort of confused when it did happen, now I'm used to it and it feels like a nice human moment when it does usually.

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[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 48 points 1 week ago

As a wise person once said…

If I have both earbuds in, don’t talk to me.

If I have one earbud in, don’t talk to me.

If I have neither in, don’t talk to me.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Took me a second to get that this was a dude missing the point. It seems so obvious I struggled to recognize how someone could be so blatantly unaware

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All you got to do is wave your hands in front of face and ask if they are using aptx HD, AAC, or some other codec. It's an easy conversation starter.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there even a point in continuing to talk if they are not using LDAC?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Maybe not. Let them down easy and go on your way.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy is not "so close to getting it." He just appears that way because we don't have the same bias he has. He's actually quite far from getting it and he probably won't even believe the truth when people explain it to him.

If he was close to getting it, he'd have gotten it already.

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[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hes not "so close to getting it" he completely understands the bait hes setting out.

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[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Meanwhile, the dirty looks I get when I'm on a bike ride and I startle nearly every woman I pass because she couldn't hear me say "on your left"

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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

nathitheoblivousasshole

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

First read I thought he meant that a lady might be blocking the path in the mall. Which happens too many times.

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