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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago

Not a very peaceful to say, you obese child raping cunt.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rogsson@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

…SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY, PREFERABLY IN PUBLIC FOR ALL TO ENJOY. 

[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 21 points 1 week ago

the irony of talking about bombing Iran at the board of peace

We have to make a meaningful deal, otherwise bad things happen,” Trump said, adding that Iran “cannot have a nuclear weapon” and stressing that military action could come “over the next, probably 10 days” in the absence of an agreement.

We had a deal with Iran which they were keeping up their end of. Until the moron in chief tore it up and threw it in their face.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Board of War

It's literally the Board of War. Look at who is on it.

Orwell is turning in his grave