Ultra Ultra Violet
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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- Double the Ultra
- Double the fun
- With ultra ultra violet
- Youβre touching the sun
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Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome
Thats the even more ultra spectrum of ultraviolet
Yes the gamma rays even disinfect your wohle immune system.. actually you are dead within 1min close the the handrails...
I demand X-Ray or shorter wavelengths for my handrail sanitary standards.
BRB, just gonna sanitize this handrail with my dick
Oof oof ouchie
You forgot to turn off the Ultra Ultra Violet - You now have dick cancer, sorry
X-rays, or as I like to call them: super extra ultra UV.
I demand neutron radiation.
Sorry, best we have is neutrino :(
Damn it, I was just getting ready to sanitize my light year of lead and now I cannot find that damn thing.
SMH my head
The ultra UV was probably made with LED diodes.
With light emitting LED diodes
Ultra violet light emitting UV LED diodes.
Ultra-ultraviolet? You mean RΓΆntgen rays?
My meds react severely with UV light. Now I'm really not touching that surface.
But the handrails won't be giving off UV light, they've just been treated with them. UV light doesn't linger on a surface
It seems you forgot this is a shitpost. ;)
You're right, I should've looked at your name first haha