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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Girls gays and theys isn't trying to be inclusive at all though?

It's basically a way to say "anyone that isn't a straight man"

[–] Turnhose@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

Meine Damen und Herren und alle dazwischen und außerhalb. :)

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

HI DR. NICK!

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

"Hey bitches, and bros and non-binary hoes!"

[–] schema@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

"Attention Bajoran workers"

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

"Kings and Queens and In-betweens"

"Theydies and gentlethem"

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of "ladies and gentlemen".

My vote was "listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]"

I think they went with "everyone", however.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Another choice would be "Hey! We're drivin' heah!"

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 41 points 13 hours ago
[–] huppakee@piefed.social 22 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Hi everybody! But only ever in Dr. Nick’s voice.

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

How are you? Fine, thank you.

Ohmygah!

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 11 hours ago

Hello everynyan

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I like the preantepenultimate one, and I'm not just saying that to use the word.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

IDK what others think of it, but I like "Laddies ( or however you spell that plural of lad ), Lasses, and Lasso's" from The Click.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 28 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 13 hours ago

And for the dismount as you leave:

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 18 points 12 hours ago

I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt's "Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I'm a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a FUCK" - inclusive king Fred Durst

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

In not going to say Limp Bizkit sucks, you know it, I know it, I'm not going to say it.

-Trent Reznor

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering our collective attention with, "Oi, You Lot!". Awesome and Epic

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

What's poppin, primates?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

“Hey y’all!”

Texas may have more (far, far more) than it’s fair share of problems, but y’all is gender neutral and works both as singular and plural.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How large of a group is required before you'd say: Hey all y'all

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 hours ago

I think it’s more about group density. 1,000 people in an auditorium is “hey y’all,” 100 people at a park is “hey all y’all”

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 13 hours ago

“Hi”

My social skills are beyond your comprehension

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago
[–] djdarren@piefed.social 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

perfectly inclusive, only excludes non cunts, and who wants to speak to them?

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Now I'm remembering the smell of K-Mart: A mix of rancid popcorn oil and cigarettes.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

And piss, don't forget the piss.

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago

And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:

"You there! No, not you, the other one!"

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 13 hours ago

"Attention, duelists!" <- my hair

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Lads, lasses and lessers <--- queerphobic version

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 11 hours ago

Hey ladies, fellas and everyone between

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I've always been partial to "ladies, boys, and ladyboys..." myself.

[–] Una@europe.pub 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Hello folks! - informally archaic

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

<..googles aunty penny...>

I concur!