He needs laser-safe goggles too. Don't want to go blind while dispatching your nemesis.
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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That's why you leave the room to see out the execution of your evil plan, leaving only 1 inept guard behind to make sure the foolish hero dies. Safety first!
not the cat!
it's cartoon universe, it has 9 lives
I imagine the cat gets laser es, then recombines like Terminator 2, then looks you in the eyes and says “eight remain” in plain English.
Then it returns to violating the law as cats do.
Don't worry, it's just an oversized cat toy with a lot of batteries because those tiny things are always empty when you actually need them. The real move is using the cat to scratch your nemesis to death!
Blofeld's cat at the end of YOLT definitely didn't have batteries with the deathgrip it took to keep it from jumping out of his arms!
No cats were harmed in the making of this post.
Unless you count the one that had the absolute shit scared out of it by the pyrotechnics.
That was Goldfinger - Blofeld never attempted to kill Bond like this, possibly for this exact reason.
Oddjob was drilled well enough to not jump the laser.
He didn't even retrieve gold bars.
"I tried it once. What a mess!"
Mr. Mittens, NOOOO!!!
cats are incapable of resisting the intrusive thoughts