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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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He was observing after Alex Pretti’s killing. Feds detained him at gunpoint, sampled his DNA, scanned his face, and cloned his phone.

Why a leopard. Previously.

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[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is one of the more stupid takes I've seen around here.

He didn't join because he wanted to help trump kidnap other countries leadership. That's not how this works.

From the article, "Saari, a Marine Corps combat veteran" is not a part of the Marines anymore.

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did he support Trump getting elected? If not, then it's not a leopard eating faces event.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social -3 points 2 weeks ago

So what did he combat?