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[–] mech@feddit.org 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

IT version: Only use the first letter from each word and check how long it takes until someone even asks what it stands for.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then say what it stands for and give them a look like they're a dumbass for needing to ask.

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, Karen, the PRC. 👀 You know, the Parallel Reciprocal Concept? 👁️👁️

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Updated for your random rolling pleasure (link to roll 3d10). I got Responsive Third Generation Contingency.

d10 Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
1 Integrated Management Options
2 Total Organisational Flexibility
3 Systemized Monitored Capability
4 Parallel Reciprocal Mobility
5 Functional Digital Programming
6 Responsive Logistical Concept
7 Optional Transitional Time Phase
8 Synchronised Incremental Projection
9 Compatible Third Generation Hardware
10 Balanced Policy Contingency
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Optional Reciprocal Flexibility. It's the name of the game in today's business.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 7 months ago

Responsive Digital Flexibility.

Sounds plausible enough.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm too old -_-

This thing didn't help at all
https://www.wikihow.com/What-Does-Smt-Mean

I'll go with the k-pop group

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 7 months ago

Synchronized Management Time Phase

[–] Juice@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago

These phrases are great cuz they always mean "our plan to fire workers"

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is a buzzword bingo card. Listen to presentations, circle words, scream bingo at a random time during said presentation scaring the living fuck out of all the people on their phones not paying attention to said presentation.

[–] Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Parallel digital hardware might be the most sensible phrase you can pull from that, at least it's vaguely meaningful.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

Integrated 3rd generation hardware:

When the PS5 finally contains (integrated) a tiny chip (hardware) which allows you to play PS2 (maybe 3rd gen?) games.